I am a 26 year old guy who lives in Durban, South Africa. Surf city - I've never surfed and I hate the beach. I mean, come on! You get thrown around by water and when you finally escape you've got enough sand in your crack to start your own Gulf! Sex on the beach is as romantic as doing it with your folks cheering you along. This is South Africa! First you run the risk of some fisherman's discarded trace hooking you in the scrotum and then the chances of your car still being in the parking lot when you're done is pretty slim. Give me a cheap pay-per-hour hotel room anyday!
Still, you've gotta love Durbs! It is a beautiful place to live, and, unlike Cape Town, we have a beach you CAN swim in... if you really want to! To quote Al Prodgers, a comedian I worked with a few years ago,
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"Joburg people think Cape Town sux. Cape Town people think Joburg sux. Durban people think 'Shit, they can have SECOND PLACE!' "
Show me the Chilli
I am a theatre graduate from the University of Durban-Westville. That is former university! These days, it's more like a circus, what with Kader Asmal's grand merger plans. All he's achieved is getting a bunch of academics trying to outwit, outplay and outlast one another. Remember those 16 wussy Americans on a safari holiday? Well, university mergers are the REAL Survivor! Saths Cooper and co will eat Richard Hatch for breakfast! And Richard was one of the better survivors!
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I work freelance in the Durban theatre circuit while working part-time as a research assistant at the afore-mentioned circus. My contract's up at the end of the month so I can say what I want about them! Theatre's more intersting, though. I get to travel a bit and work with some interesting people. Going out for a night on the town with a group of male strippers (sorry, dancers) called the South African Warriors was intersting to say the least. Yep, when the boys are all taken, the big mammas hit on the lighting guy! And that's me!
I'm currently getting a show together with some friends. It's pure, unadulterated comedy! No high-brow, contemplate the existence of your belly-button fluff, academic, psuedo-intellectual crap here! Our mission is simple - make them laugh! We are offering the show to organisations to raise funds. If you're interested, and in South Africa (of course!) send me some mail! If you buy the show, you have the added bonus of seeing me in a schoolgirl's dress. Now, that's comedy!
99 Tazz for sale I'm trying to sell my 1999 Tazz 130 4 speed. She's a good old machine, but isn't the pocket rocket my Honda is. I'm looking for anything in the mid R40k range. She's metallic green and is the perfect starter cabbie!
Send me stuff!
dhav@ananzi.co.za
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