HOWZIT! My name's Dhaveshan Govender and I am the Chilliboy!
This is where I vent my frustrations (I support South African sport, so I've got a lot of frustration!), let you know what's happening in my world (We do NOT have animals roaming around in our backyard!) and basically talk crap! It's my site and I'll bitch if I want to... (Yes, I am a child of the 80's). This site IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!
So, just sit back, laugh if you feel the urge to and enjoy my ramblings.
The Naked Truth 24 Nov - It's undoubtedly the biggest scandal to hit the rugby world since the naffy Nike kit was introduced. Our boys in green subjected to naked romps at Kamp Naalstraad! Just what was Strauli thinking? Surely, he didn't seriously believe that this "navy seals bootcamp" approach was going to make for a more cohesive team! While the Aussies and Pommies went on golf weekends as team-building exercises, the Boks were sent to the bush to engage in nude marine manouvres. Kill the chicken, cook the chicken, but don't eat the chicken? What's the point? How's that supposed to build up morale? Let's hope this is motivation enough to get rid of that lunatic coach and his merry band of incompetants! Come on, Balfour, for once in your career, do the right thing!
Unemployed and Dangerous
1 Dec - It's official! That blasted contract has come to it's end and
I have once again joined the league of the unemployed. So I am again free to laze about and do sweet nothing all day long. Only problem is that I'm flat broke for the holidays. Hmm, haven't played golf in a while - wonder how much I can pick up for my clubs on the net? (Lack of cash gives one evil thoughts!)
My agent called last week. I'm auditioning for the role of a Muslim militant in an upcoming movie to be shot right here in the good ole RSA! I still crack up every time I think about it! I mean, ME as a MUSLIM MILITANT!!! So, I've decided to grow the beard until the audition on Wednesday! It itches like hell, and it got me thinking "How does Osama do it?" The guy's got a bloody rainforest of hair on his face! There's enough growth there to hide a small child! And a cave's not the most hygienic place to be in. I can just imagine the little "circle of life" he's got going on in there!
A friend at Rhodes called to inform me of a job at their Drama department. I'll be great at the job, but worry about my social life if I get it. It will mean relocating to Grahamstown. Their version of Suncoast casino is a bunch of drunken lay-abouts shooting craps on a pavement. We have Gateway, they have the local Spar! We have a red light district of note, they have a shebeen and a couple of loose women willing to do anything for a quart of Castle! Hmmm... maybe it won't be so bad after all!
Dance, you despotic oil baron, dance!
Ha, ha, ha! Dancing Bush is one of the funniest things I've seen. Check him out here.
President's Cup
What a weekend for sport! After a thrilling Rugby World Cup final, we enjoyed a nail-biting President's Cup. After Friday's dominance by the US, leading 9.5 to the International's 6.5, it set up a superb round on Saturday. The Internationals blitzed the US, claiming a clean sweep and taking the scores to Int 12.5, US 9.5! But those damned US boys clawed their way back and set up a heart-stopping sudden death play-off. All in all, it must be said that a draw was the only acceptable result after a simply exceptional tournament of golf! Well, that is if you don't ask anyone who had money on the outcome! Still, it was a truly remarkable spectacle!
Doos Of The Month
And the award goes to...
Sellout racer Juan Pablo Montoya! So, this Columbian prat thinks he's got a better chance with McLaren than he had with BMW.Williams? To that I say, watch your back, doos! Because the only time those Williams boys will be there is when they're coming round to lap your traitorous ass! And to think Sir Frank threw Button away for JPM! It's a sad season for the boys in blue with this sellout in our 2004 car...
